“Hey you got a haircut"
Hey and you’re ugly, thanks captain obvious

I’m really into flavour

watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

1. i am

1. I live in Arizona
2. I’m pretty thirsty as well.

romangodfrey:

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

like really, very close

intimately close 

so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck

and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? 

turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.

make out with your enemies.

your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out

Remember the audition scene is High School Musical where Ms Darbus tells the emo kids to go see a counselor?

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

folieadude:

when you get older do old people start becoming attractive to you like when I’m 70 are 70 year old men gonna look hot like this is a legitimate concern of mine